Tech Support

Tech Support: "How can I help you?"

Customer: "Well, everything is working fine, but there is one program that is not."

Tech Support: "What program is it?"

Customer: "It's called 'MSDOS Prompt'."

Tech Support: "What's wrong with it?"

Customer: "Well, I click on it, a black screen shows up with NOTHING but a sign that reads: 'C:WINDOWS', and it just sits there and doesn't do anything. I have to turn off the system to go back to Windows."The bad computer..

Customer: "The computer told me it had contagious memory. Does it have a virus?"

Tech Support: "No, that is 'contiguous' memory, as in 'sequential'."

Customer: "That is impossible, it said 'contagious'."

Tech Support: "Type 'mem' and hit the 'enter' key."

Customer: "Oh."

Tech Support: What happened?

Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."CD-Rom..

Tech Support: "which drive is your CD ROM?"

Customer: "the top one."F8..

Tech Support: Please hit F8

Customer: "Do I hit 'F' and '8' at the same time?"Capitals..

Tech Support: "Ok, let's try once more, but use lower case letters..."

Customer: "Uh, I only have capital letters on my keyboard."

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