A bit of humour for the day
Hell
There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
They got married, and now he is going through hell.
Faults
If it wasn't for marriage, many men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Black and White
Kid: Mommy, When people get married why does the woman wear white?
Mom: Because it's the happiest day of her life
Kid: Then why does the man wear black?
Mom: Because it's the happiest day of her life
Kid: Then why does the man wear black?
Ordering
Getting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that
Mousetrap
Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.
Stolen Credit Card
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did
Cost of Marriage
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Relatives
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
Understanding
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all
(Y)earning
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.
Let me in...!
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.
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