tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-50425734965767159452024-03-08T16:38:58.635-08:00A bit of humour for the dayUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger102125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-21268999529187957012011-12-23T17:51:00.003-08:002011-12-23T17:51:51.907-08:00HappinessI never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too lateUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-86144716284182587802011-12-23T17:51:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:51:14.653-08:00HellThere was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. <br />
They got married, and now he is going through hell.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-20357366827926863112011-12-23T17:49:00.000-08:002011-12-23T17:49:25.941-08:00FaultsIf it wasn't for marriage, many men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-72676844953715723882011-12-23T17:44:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:44:56.650-08:00Black and WhiteKid: Mommy, When people get married why does the woman wear white?<br />
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Mom: Because it's the happiest day of her life<br />
Kid: Then why does the man wear black?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-92133205972679065962011-12-23T17:42:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:42:40.290-08:00Remote ControlTV has no place in love. Marriage is a fight for remote control.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-40605972942004941692011-12-23T17:41:00.003-08:002011-12-23T17:41:52.119-08:00A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for freeUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-12936892166489520002011-12-23T17:41:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:41:20.910-08:00TaxBachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-30673756153366084972011-12-23T17:40:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:40:24.004-08:00OrderingGetting married is similar to going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered thatUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-13272570941199885872011-12-23T17:39:00.003-08:002011-12-23T17:39:53.170-08:00Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaperUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-33723565717179549212011-12-23T17:39:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:39:15.527-08:00MousetrapMarriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-21285118366981513422011-12-23T17:38:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:38:30.793-08:00Stolen Credit CardA man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife didUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-75088355473345541822011-12-23T17:35:00.002-08:002011-12-23T17:35:53.912-08:00Cost of MarriageA little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-32412361972859252352011-12-23T17:35:00.000-08:002011-12-23T17:35:09.178-08:00RelativesA husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-86177073181726050032011-12-23T17:33:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:33:23.992-08:00UnderstandingTo be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at allUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-84308259981590473342011-12-23T17:32:00.003-08:002011-12-23T17:32:57.163-08:00(Y)earningBefore marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the "y" becomes silent.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-89023600216583550422011-12-23T17:32:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:32:11.190-08:00Eye OpenerLove is blind but marriage is an eye-openerUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-34481813323833418442011-12-23T17:31:00.002-08:002011-12-23T17:31:48.142-08:00Let me in...!If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-72366518954661849412011-12-23T17:31:00.000-08:002011-12-23T17:31:03.500-08:00ShoppingWe always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-29275936591737624912011-12-23T17:27:00.005-08:002011-12-23T17:27:44.472-08:00Why do men die before their wives? They want to.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-45295663538256491332011-12-23T17:27:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:27:15.914-08:00Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - a life sentence.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-73694815082804356312011-12-23T17:26:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:26:37.413-08:00BigamyWhat is the punishment for bigamy? <br />
Two mother-in-laws.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-24308397536382574652011-12-23T17:25:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:25:44.877-08:00I love being married. I was single for a long time and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentencesUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-37008537906505812782011-12-23T17:15:00.000-08:002011-12-23T17:15:09.494-08:00I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was 'Always' !Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-80747598139328636712011-12-23T17:14:00.005-08:002011-12-23T17:14:38.957-08:00Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5042573496576715945.post-67426836152100565002011-12-23T17:14:00.001-08:002011-12-23T17:14:20.096-08:00A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0