Smart Guy

Young Dan, moved to Texas and bought a goat from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the goat the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the goat died.'

Dan replied,
"Well, then just give me my money back."
The farmer said,
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Dan said,
"Ok, then, just bring me the dead goat."
The farmer asked,
"What ya gonna do with him?"
Dan said,
"I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said,
"You can't raffle off a dead goat!"
Dan said,
"Sure I can Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with
Dan and asked, "What happened with that dead goat?"
Dan said,
"I raffled him off. I sold 1000 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $1898.00."
The farmer said,
"Didn't anyone complain?"

Dan said,
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."